pINKy the Game 1.4



Publisher Description



DONT DOWNLOAD THIS APP!!!!

Hey— do you like your device you're using right now?
Do you like that it isn't completely obliterated?
Then maybe it would be a good idea for you to stay away from this app... it's really frustrating.

You WILL end up throwing your device at a wall and shattering it by round 3...

(*pINKy the game is not responsible for shattered phones via tossing frustration)

Do you like your life right now?
Do you enjoy people and laughter?
Please DONT get this app, it will suck the joy out of you, you can (and will) become addicted, you wont be able to put your device down!

You have been warned.

You may think this app looks simple, I mean just look at the screenshots, all you have to do is travel with your ink propulsion octopus, and not touch the walls— how hard can it be? Well... quite frankly, it can be as hard as Will.I.Am's music.

If you walk away now, you will live the rest of your days happy, you will never know the agony of not being able to beat your highscore for days on end. If you walk away now, the story ends. If you take the pINK pill, you will stay in frustration, and I'll show you just how cracked a phone can be. (Because you threw it at a wall out of anger of your inability to score more than "5").

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•pINKy is not liable for detentions you may receive for screaming at your device in frustration during class.
•pINKy is not responsible for any sleep depravation that may result from not being able to put the "freggin'" game down.
•pINKy is an official sponsor of NoShave-November
•Knock knock? Who's there? Doesn't matter, you're too busy playing pINKy to answer the door anyways.
•Octopuses do not actually squirt pink ink in real life, if you put this down on a biology test we are not responsible for your failed grade which causes you to drop out of school in shame and then you become a hobo with 3 toes and have to eat garbage can food for the remainder of your days.
•In the event that you do become a hobo with 3 toes eating garbage can food, we have a tip: thrown-out pizza is like a wild card, because you can put any other food remains, no matter how much they don't "go together", on the pizza, and it just becomes a "topping".
•What do you call a sleeping pizza? A PiZZZa.
•Don't get this game, you've been warned! Mwahaha

Mar 14, 2015
Version 1.4
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.

Fixed bug where notification badges would not dismiss after app was opened.
Changed loading time on our "Check out our other apps" screen for 4 seconds to 2.5 seconds.


About pINKy the Game

pINKy the Game is a free app for iOS published in the Action list of apps, part of Games & Entertainment.

The company that develops pINKy the Game is Apps4Life, LLC.. The latest version released by its developer is 1.4.

To install pINKy the Game on your iOS device, just click the green Continue To App button above to start the installation process. The app is listed on our website since 2015-03-14 and was downloaded 6 times. We have already checked if the download link is safe, however for your own protection we recommend that you scan the downloaded app with your antivirus. Your antivirus may detect the pINKy the Game as malware if the download link is broken.

How to install pINKy the Game on your iOS device:

  • Click on the Continue To App button on our website. This will redirect you to the App Store.
  • Once the pINKy the Game is shown in the iTunes listing of your iOS device, you can start its download and installation. Tap on the GET button to the right of the app to start downloading it.
  • If you are not logged-in the iOS appstore app, you'll be prompted for your your Apple ID and/or password.
  • After pINKy the Game is downloaded, you'll see an INSTALL button to the right. Tap on it to start the actual installation of the iOS app.
  • Once installation is finished you can tap on the OPEN button to start it. Its icon will also be added to your device home screen.



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Downloads: 6
Updated At: 2024-03-25
Publisher: Apps4Life, LLC.
Operating System: Ios
License Type: Free